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Dave Aims High and Falls Short
I'm trying to learn "Dueling Banjos" from the movie Deliverance on my banjo, but parts of it are way too hard for me, and this is depressing since all I want to do is sound as good as an inbred retard.
Maybe "inbred retard" is really just synonymous for "idiot savant", which would perhaps explain your difficulties - perhaps you're not giving enough credit to people who scavenge for moss as a living.
"I'm trying to learn 'Dueling Banjos' from the movie Deliverance on my banjo..."
Dear lord. That's your cover for getting caught watching the gay rape scene seventeen times in a row? I have heard some serious bullshit in my day, but this has to be the topper.
they don't have the gay rape scene on youtube . . . not that i checked! i just heard from somebody at work that they don't have the gay rape scene on youtube. that's how i know they don't have that scene on youtube. i would never type in "gay rape" or "rape gay" or "fisting rape" or "giant dildo super gay rape" on youtube! never would i do that!
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Maybe "inbred retard" is really just synonymous for "idiot savant", which would perhaps explain your difficulties - perhaps you're not giving enough credit to people who scavenge for moss as a living.
i would love to sound as good as an idiot savant!
I thought this blog was what brought you to the level of inbred retard. I guess I misunderstood.
"I'm trying to learn 'Dueling Banjos' from the movie Deliverance on my banjo..."
Dear lord. That's your cover for getting caught watching the gay rape scene seventeen times in a row? I have heard some serious bullshit in my day, but this has to be the topper.
they don't have the gay rape scene on youtube . . . not that i checked! i just heard from somebody at work that they don't have the gay rape scene on youtube. that's how i know they don't have that scene on youtube. i would never type in "gay rape" or "rape gay" or "fisting rape" or "giant dildo super gay rape" on youtube! never would i do that!
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