The Gift That Keeps Jiggling

Santa Claus brought me four pounds of belly fat-- how much fat did he bring you? . . . and where did he hide it?

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

I can't believe I checked Dave's blog on my vacation and this is how I am rewarded.

Dave said...

i think you'll like today's post better, but i've been WAY wrong before.

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