Dave is NOT Hydrodynamic
This morning at the gym, I tried out my new Speedo swimsuit; I bought the straight leg style (which looked to be the size of boxer shorts in the picture) but I didn't account for my large round buttocks-- they ate up a lot of the suit's material-- and as a result I was showing way more skin, hair, leg fat, and gut fat than I had anticipated -- I wish you all could have been there to see it.
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Don't you have a digital camera?
my mind's eye has seen quite enough, thanks.
"I am so prolific that I have two blogs."
That's not really true any more, is it?
Would this be The Nightmare Before Christmas
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