Mike Tyson Should Sleep Next to His Pet Tiger
According to the Dr. Seuss classic, "Horton Hatches the Egg," if an elephant broods over a bird's egg, then he creates a flying elephant-- therefore, based on this premise of proximity and DNA leakage, if your dog sleeps next to your pregnant wife every night, she'll produce a werewolf (technically a were-dog, but who can tell the difference?)
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what are you doing with that useless information in your brain? this is rather useful.
i need to write these things down before my children make me have an aneurysm-- it's going to be a long winter, they don't belong indoors
that new thing under my name is for my other blog-- i need to fix this.
Is this your way of telling us Catherine is pregnant? Are half-dog child could really add some spice to your household.
Perhaps you'd get a wolf-were, which is a wolf (or dog) which becomes a bipedal hybrid on the nights of new moons and can only be harmed by enchanted weapons.
Thank god Catherine's well coiffed genes have been dominant thus far - after all, I'm sure no one would be surprised if Dave's next child looked like Teen Wolf.
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