First World Problems

Whenever I watch half of a football game and then go to bed, I wake up in the night wondering who won, but I'm too lazy to go downstairs and check-- so next time I'm going to bring the laptop upstairs and leave it on the dresser.

7 comments:

Mrs.Jim Halpert said...

I think I read that Google chooses ads for blogs based on the content of the blog. Well, I just noticed that one of the ads on your blog is for a "Hot Interracial Wife".

What, Irish/Italian isn't enough of a mix for you?

Anonymous said...

I think Dave's day revolves less around football than anyone else's on the planet, yet he still feels the need to be macho--pathetic really.

Dave said...

i play hours of tackle football each day with alex and ian.

Anonymous said...

I guess if I had my own prestigious blog, I wouldn't feel the need to use capitalization when responding to the plebian masses either.

Mike said...

At least he used punctuation. I find it more impressive that Dave even owns a TV and a laptop. Have you purchased a cell phone yet?

Dave said...

no cell phone yet-- i'm waiting for the technology to catch up to my needs.

Mike said...

I'm afraid to ask, but here goes, what are your needs in a cell phone?

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