Dave's Theory of Relativity (Volume 1)

When you're feeling down and out, it's important to compare your situation to someone from a different time period; for example, if I lived during the Middle Ages, I probably would have spent the vast majority of my life with dysentery, diarrhea and scurvy; slept in a room along with fleas, rats and livestock; never taken a hot shower or put on clean clothes fresh out of the dryer; and considered myself lucky if I avoided leprosy or the plague . . . now aren't you feeling good about yourself?

2 comments:

zman said...

So you’d be Klam.

Dave said...

true-- i guess if you want to stay contemporary, you could just remember him . . .

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