The Required Amount at the Prescribed Rate (Handcrafted From the Finest Corinthian Leather)
Dave's Theory of Relativity (Volume 1)
When you're feeling down and out, it's important to compare your situation to someone from a different time period; for example, if I lived during the Middle Ages, I probably would have spent the vast majority of my life with dysentery, diarrhea and scurvy; slept in a room along with fleas, rats and livestock; never taken a hot shower or put on clean clothes fresh out of the dryer; and considered myself lucky if I avoided leprosy or the plague . . . now aren't you feeling good about yourself?
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2 comments:
So you’d be Klam.
true-- i guess if you want to stay contemporary, you could just remember him . . .
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