Sentence of Dave

I banged the back of my hand really hard on one of our glass doorknobs . . . and I blame society.

Gluttonous incidents 327,967 and 327,968: this week on the way to school I ate BOTH cashew granola bars that were intended for lunch and sn...

It's nice when an excellent author writes something easy and fun . . . so though you may not have had the literary endurance to digest C...

Back in the 80's I thought The Godfather's tune "Birth School Work Death" was dark and funny, but now that I'm 75% of ...

If you like midgets, medieval architecture, old-style Quentin Tarantino flicks, and Hieronymus Bosch, then In Bruges is tailor-made for you...

Awkward Moment of Dave #21,987: walking towards the cafeteria, I heard one of the school aides chastising someone-- the aide was standing in...

If you say the word "pink" to me, I think of the color pink, and feel a little fruity, but if you say "Pink Floyd" I thi...

Yesterday, I was pushing Ian in the stroller to the post office, and while we were in the middle of the street (in the crosswalk, I might ad...

Yesterday, a student was falling asleep in class-- let's refer to him as John Doe-- and so I told him to take a walk and wake up or I wo...

My tree was wilting but once I irrigated the root ball and dribbled in some water, it sprung right back up (seriously, I'm talking about...

There is a propagandistic war going on in our house: Alex noticed a fruit roll-up wrapper on the floor and asked me who threw it there and ...

Tell No One is a sharp, emotionally draining French thriller in the vein of The Fugitive , and I give it sixteen croissants out of a possib...

While I was driving back from Wawa, I saw a mailman look at a piece of mail, then throw his hand in the air, then look back behind him angri...

Young people having sex is pornography, old people having sex is slapstick: what kind of movie are you in?

After Catherine deduced what happened with the Magic Bullet, she said she might need to start a blog titled "Sentence Abou t Dave"...

I took the kids to the Philadelphia Museum of Art yesterday, which they enjoyed-- there is a good collection of armor and halberds and pikes...

Apparently, to get the Magic Bullet to actually chop anything, you have to attach some kind of sharp spinny thing-- otherwise, it just makes...

Rough week for Ian: he got bit on the arm by a kid at school-- the biter's teeth made vampire fang marks but luckily the kid had all hi...

Wisdom from a jaded five year old to his younger brother: after a LONG Sunday, the boys finally finished their dinner and Alex asked if he ...

Catherine and I started watching the Swedish vampire film Let the Right One In and it was dubbed, so after a moment I switched the audio t...