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Almost on the Button

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My wife-- who loves to distort idioms into new phrases that often make better sense than the original -- read the weather forecast and notic...
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(Don't) Send Help

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The best part about Send Help -- a gory, over-the-top Sam Raimi survival thriller-- is that frumpy, nerdy Linda from accounting, played by R...

Buggin' Out with Bugonia

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Emma Stone and Jesse Plemons give riveting performances in the wacky Yorgos Lanthimos film Bugonia-- you won't be able to turn away; the...

Schrödinger's Swordfish

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Today, in preparation for a Valentine's Day dinner with my wife, I went to Archar Seafood in Somerset and bought some very expensive swo...
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A Gift More Meta Than the Matrix

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Since I teach high school, I rarely get gifts from students-- occasionally, because of my last name, a kid gives me some sort of pelican tot...

But How Do You Run a Hotel?

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My wife and I finished the first season of The Night Manager--  and while the show certainly delivers John le Carré-style espionage, corrupt...
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The Mailman Bringeth the Shame

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I had a generally lovely day off today . . . until this afternoon: I went and got an X-ray on my knee (including the extra-special "sun...
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It's All Relative?

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It's a balmy 36 degrees Fahrenheit today, so I suppose I'll take my dog for a walk on the ice fields in the park.
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If Only My Right Knee Felt as Mediocre as My Left Knee

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Another visit to Dr. Navia (and yet another cute young intern) for my right knee, which has been hurting pretty much whenever I'm not mo...
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The Best Place to Be a Regular

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We braved the cold with our old friends Mel, Ed, Rob, and Julie in Princeton yesterday: after lunch, we explored the recently opened Princet...

Not the Best Place to Be a Regular

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My son Alex, who lives with his girlfriend in a studio apartment in New Brunswick, burned his hands with cooking oil while cleaning up last ...

Dave is Put on the Spot and Answers the Ultimate Question (with a Question)

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I was reviewing the structure of a synthesis body paragraph in my College Writing class, and I told them they really needed to explain the c...
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Although . . . There Are a Lot of Days Off in December

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February . . . the best month if you get paid bimonthly, because it has fewer days, and therefore, you get paid more per hour!

Over the (Metaphorical) Hump

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Today was our last midterm, and tomorrow begins the third quarter, so though it seems we are in the dead of winter and there is no end to sc...
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Definitely NOT the Bee's Knees

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My right knee hurts-- pretty much all the time-- so either the cortisone shot has worn off, or the cold weather has made my synovial fluid l...

Dave Gets It Done in the (Relatively) Balmy Weather

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I didn't have to proctor any midterms today-- which is a wonderful day to take off from school because you don't have to leave any p...

Crokinole!

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Last night, I introduced the Canadian game "crokinole" to some friends, and while much fun was had by all, there was also some com...

The Dog Days of Winter

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My dog Lola is growing bored-- this cold snap has prevented her from walking the trails, paths, and sidewalks, and she hasn't visited th...

Miraculous Coincidental Serendipity Does NOT Save Dave Ten Dollars

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  So it turns out that I DO have the powers of precognitive vocifery and psionic verbal manifestation because when Brady, Strachan, and I we...
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Old Man, New Shit . . .

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Not only did I lose my ID and scan-in card yesterday, which caused me difficulty getting in and out of the building and making photocopies (...
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