The Required Amount at the Prescribed Rate (Handcrafted From the Finest Corinthian Leather)
Everybody Likes a Compliment (especially Dave)
As is our usual habit, my wife and I were doing the NYT puzzle Connections yestermorning, and I whizzed right through without making an error, so I celebrated my intellectual magnificence,
and my wife said to me, "You don't need to brag,"
so I said to her, "I always compliment you when you finish quickly,"
and she said, "That's different,"
so I said, "No, it's not—bragging is just complimenting yourself."
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