Two Great Things About Our Basement Shower


When you utilize our basement shower, not only do you get to avoid the queue for the upstairs shower-- and we only have one shower upstairs and it's soccer season, so that shower gets busy-- but you also get to do battle with spiders while you wash yourself.


As a bonus, there's excellent water pressure, so after you squash the spiders, it's easy to sluice their crushed corpses down the drain.


2 comments:

zman said...

Leave the spiders alone! They do a lot of heavy lifting. Without them you’d have a basement full of cave crickets and ants.

admin said...

shit, your right! it's just hard to not crush them when you're holding a shampoo bottle.

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