No Graceful Exit to This Situation

Before playing tennis this morning, I entered the Porta-John next to the courts, latched the door, and then realized there was a giant wasp inside the enclosure with me (and while I escaped without being stung, I will admit to doing some flailing).

3 comments:

zman said...

You should read “Wasp Farm”! Most wasps couldn’t be bothered with stinging you, especially the solitary species.

Dave said...

this wasp was obviously an evil outlier, lurking about in the porta-john.

Whitney said...

It would have been a million to one shot.

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