Last Wishes
I would prefer not to die of the "swine flu," as there is nothing more embarrassing than people repeating "swine flu" over and over at your funeral (if I had my druthers, I would prefer to be eaten by a large carnivore) but there is a more humiliating way to "shuffle off this mortal coil" than swine flu: testicular elephantiasis.
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Really? You'd rather die from syphilis than swine flu? And foot-and-mouth disease? And Peyronie's Disease?
i die a little bit from "foot in mouth" disease every day.
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