Grown Men Should Not Possess Fruit Roll-ups

Catastrophe averted: I removed a fruit roll-up from my shirt pocket just BEFORE I threw the shirt into the wash.

6 comments:

rob said...

why were you throwing a fruit rollup in the wash? that makes no sense at all.

Dave said...

i had it for an emergency snack.

Dave said...

oh i see-- misplaced modifier-- i'll get right on it . . .

Whitney said...

You should have your sentences proofread by an English teacher. Do you know any?

Dave said...

ha ha. i'm an english TEACER, not a writer. i TEACH people to write-- i can't actually do it myself.

Squeaky said...

At least turn on your spell checker.

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