A First For Dave (and Possibly All Men)


I am very pleased with what maintenance did to the thermostat in my classroom during Spring Break; when I came back there was a note on the white board that said "The slider now controls the room temperature" and I like to keep my class really cold (I'm always hot and it keeps the kids awake-- plus human memory works better in the cold, kind of like a computer) and I usually do this by opening all the windows, which generates a lot of complaints, especially from the ladies, and sometimes outright rebellion-- they start climbing on the cabinets and closing the windows, despite my threats-- but yesterday I was able to get the room really cold without opening the windows, and then when my creative writing class, composed mainly of girls, came in and shivered, I pointed to the windows and said, "I know, it's cold in here so I kept all the windows closed today" and they BOUGHT IT and said, "We know, it's not you today, it just feels cold in here" and I'm very proud of this because it is the first time I have ever beaten a bunch of women in a battle of wits.

7 comments:

Al DePantsdowno said...

I would consider teenage students to be girls, not women. So you snookered a couple teenage girls. You should be very proud.

Whitney said...

Cozening your wife into marrying you has to rank up there in terms of personal feats.

Dave said...

i keep the house really cold too. dave 2 . . . women 6 billion.

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