Sentence of Dave

So I'm just living my life, stealing some printer paper from the boss's office and printing some stuff that I need to print, and lea...

Some of the little girls we know are fascinated by the baby-making process . . . one girl gave our boys a basic tutorial on the birds-and...

In the past, I would occasionally learn that a student had a crush on me-- and this information would be enormously flattering to me: the fa...

Rumor has it that my friend Terry can recognize any song after only listening to a few notes (I do not have this ability although I did reco...

So if everyone is inside catching up with their TIVO and playing XBox and poking around on Facebook-- because we are addicted to technology...

My adult league soccer team rolls on, despite our age and infirmity; we won 1-0 Wednesday night against a team that was definitely half our ...

I am rooting for global warming, because the government can't prop up housing prices forever, and when several million people in New Yor...

Camping confession: I didn't shower during my camping trip last weekend, but it was pretty humid and despite changing underwear several ...

Jenny Jump State Park is named after a colonial girl who was being chased by Lenni Lenape Indians and when they finally cornered her at the ...

I couldn't find my hatchet while we were breaking down our campsite, so I had to figure out some other way to pry the tent stakes from ...

I was known as "The Poor Man's Galileo" in college for my generally idiotic hypotheses, but perhaps my son will not be as ersa...

There is nothing worse than telling a kid they didn't make the eighth grade soccer team (except being told you didn't make the eight...

I am playing in an adult soccer league in North Brunswick this fall, and we played our first game on Wednesday night and defeated last year&...

At work, I tend to lose things and then spend lots of time looking for these things that I've lost (your tax dollars at work!) and my u...

It's official: The Recognitions , a dense novel by William Gaddis, has defeated me; I put up a valiant effort and nearly reached the 600...

I am on a roll with correct answers . . . two weeks ago I named the country with the highest ranked education system , and Saturday night (a...

Jon Krakauer's new book Where Men Win Glory: The Odyssey of Pat Tillman tells more than the story of a free-thinking, hard-hitting stro...

Sometimes-- when we have a sink full of dirty dishes-- I open the dishwasher, in order to load it up, and then start washing all the dishes ...

I couldn't have been prouder than I was last week when my youngest son mastered the two-wheeler and the three of us went biking through ...

On the first day of first grade, a boy made fun of my son Alex . . . he called his lip-balm "lipstick" and that evening Alex asked...