In this corner of the backyard, we have—show me the money (wort)!!! . . . CREEPING JENNY! and in the same corner of the backyard, we have a not-so-cute little periwinkle called CREEPING MYRTLE! and these two shade-loving wrestlers are going to battle to cover the ground in a stone cage match, fenced in by medium-sized rocks (pilfered from the park) and may the hardiest, fastest-growing evergreen win . . . the internet predicts that Creeping Myrtle will CHOKE OUT Creeping Jenny, so that's worth the price of admission alone—although I must warn you that this match might take several years to resolve (maybe I'll do some stop-motion time-lapse photography to document the battle . . . although, probably not).
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