What About the Dogs? The Dogs!

Nothing is more fucked up than having to tell your dog she can't have dinner at her usual time because of a massive government conspiracy to control our clocks . . . I really thought there was some legislation to end all this springing forward and falling back bullshit, but apparently we're still doing it-- with no concern for the dogs! the poor dogs!-- and so now I've got a grouchy Pavlovian salivating dog, who can't understand why 5 PM is now 4 PM (mainly because I can't understand why 5 PM is now 4 PM . . . so there will be barely any time to get outside in the sun after school . . . why do we do this?)

3 comments:

zman said...

Exact same thing happened here. I fed her at 4:30. She also ate a bunch of lantern flies to tide her over. Patty thinks they’re bad for the dog’s health but they can’t be any worse than lightning bugs and the dog eats lots of them too.

Whitney said...

https://www.npr.org/2022/11/06/1134562545/daylight-saving-time-permanent-states

Professor G. Truck said...

time to move to arizona . . . too dry for lantern flies there

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