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To Veal or Not to Veal?
During a recording session, Cunningham, Stacey and I all proudly virtue signaled the fact that we don't eat veal . . . but perhaps this isn't as benevolent as it seems; in fact, we might be all the more monstrous because while we don't eat baby cows, we're not vegetarians-- all three of us eat beef-- before we eat a cow, it lives for a longer period of time-- probably suffering in terrible conditions-- and also, due to the longer life and larger size, this cow has time to release many more clouds of methane-laced flatulence into the atmosphere . . . so maybe if we're going to eat cows, we should eat veal and kill them while they are young, small, and haven't farted all that much.
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3 comments:
Do you let lobsters grow to those massive sizes or eat them when they are 1.5 lbs and suculent?
i actually like them when they're bigger-- and since they're living in their natural habitat, it's probably nicer to let them live longer, enjoying the open briny sea.
I think most people eat the size of lobster that they can afford.
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