What Not to Say to My Wife

My wife got placed on the jury of a criminal case, and while she's not thrilled because she has to miss work (and she has to go to court on Rosh Hashanah, even though she is off from school on those days) she is still kind of intrigued by the case-- but PLEASE do not give her any advice on how to get off a jury, it seems EVERYONE has been telling her their various theories on how to get out of jury duty, none of which have been tried, and none of which work when you are actually face to face with a judge.

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Anonymous said...

I heard you say this exact sentence in real life yesterday.

that is so cheap.

I feel like I have been robbed of something beautiful and new...

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