Get Out of Your Car and Regain Ambulatory Autonomy!

When I get to school early, I like to "pull through" and get a spot with my car facing out, and to get one of these coveted spots, I often have to park between two other cars, and I am finding more and more that when I pull between these two cars, there are still people inside the cars and these people continue to sit there while I hop out and grab my stuff and start my day . . . so I asked in the English Office and apparently lots of people like to sit in their cars once they arrive at work-- which seems totally fucked up to me, I can't wait to get out of the car . . . I hate sitting, and I hate being trapped in a little box, and I want to regain ambulatory autonomy-- but evidently these people want to sit in a little metal box and talk on the phone or listen to one more song or listen to some inspirational self-help guru-- I heard that shit emanating from one parked car-- or they're just avoiding going into the building because they hate work or they are introverts or they get anxious-- but my advice to these people is:

1) stop idling and polluting the air;

2) get out of your car and live your life!

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What really stuck with me is that idea of “ambulatory autonomy.” It sounds dramatic, but I kind of get it. Sitting in a parked car feels like pressing pause on your own life. Funny how even what does ambulatory mean suddenly feels philosophical here.

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