After Yesterday's Giant Disaster, Dave is Faced With Six Distinct Choices

After enduring the Giants once-in-a-generation historic collapse yesterday-- apparently for the last 1,602 games, teams leading by 18 points or more with six minutes to go were able to close out the game-- but that streak is over and the Giants, losing 33-32 to the Denver Broncos, are the ignoble breakers of that streak . . . so after suffering through that emotional roller coaster, I am faced with several options:

1) the logical choice: never watch sports again;

2) defecting and becoming a Philadelphia Eagles fan . . . this otion involves moving to Pennsylvania, making new friends, never communicating with my old friends, and creating a new identity from scratch;

3) using the contraption from Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind to erase that game from my memory;

4) only watching relaxing, less fervent sports, such as golf, squash and curling;

5) carrying on in a positive manner and hoping that this team will develop into something good sometime soon and this will be a mere bump in the road to great success;

6) wallowing in infinite futility like my friends who are Jets fans.