Treat Yo Feet


My wife isn't very keen on my two new foot accoutrements: I got some knock-off Birkenstock sandals (called Cushionaire . . . classy) which she has deemed "the ugliest shoes I've ever seen . . . you can't go out in them" and I also got a rubber pinky-toe separator (which is obscured by the pleather) because my right pinky is really jammed into the toe next to it and when I go to the beach, sand gets stuck between my toes and chafes-- so I'm trying to create some separation.

 

2 comments:

rob said...

does she object to the knockoffness or the general styling? is she a rabid anti-birkenstockite? i have some real birks and some knockoff clogs and my wife is fine with the former and mocks me about the latter. elitist.

Professor G. Truck said...

i'm not sure, but they were too small so i bought another knock-off-- we'll see tomorrow when they arrive . . .

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