The Screwworms Are Coming! The Screwworms Are Coming!

Due to warmer winters and global trade, Africanized "killer bees" and armadillos and fire ants and cane toads have all made inroads from South and Central America into the United States-- but we've learned to live with these creatures-- but now we might get screwed by a parasite we eradicated in the 1960s but is creeping northward again, often in livestock wandering through the Darién Gap, a dense jungle region between Panama (Central America) and Colombia (South America) that usually acts as a natural barrier between North and South America-- but there have been more and more asylum seekers and refugees moving through, often with livestock, and so the screwworm is coming with them-- and it probably won't be as harmless as those stupid lantern flies, which peaked and then practically disappeared-- so enjoy your burgers now because you might not later.

4 comments:

zman said...

Da fug yoo tawkin about? My yahd is fulla fuggin lannin flize. Dair awl ovah Jerzy.

Whitney said...

I got your screwworm right here

Professor G. Truck said...

obviously neither of you are taking this threat as seriously as you should, but don't say you weren't forewarned.

Whitney said...

As a wise man, once said, if the thunder don’t get you, then the lightning will

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