Governor Phil Murphy recently signed Bill S3206, which requires the New Jersey "Division of Travel and Tourism to re-draw the tourism map to promote Central Jersey" and also "requires promotion of overnight stays" in the newly created Central Jersey region-- so the folks in Middlesex, Hunterdon, Mercer, Middlesex, and Somerset counties now officially exist as full-fledged denizens of the Garden State . . . and now we've got to work on a slogan to promote Central Jersey so that I can AirBnB my house for lots of cash; here are a few ideas:
1) Central Jersey: no beaches but plenty of humidity;
2) Central Jersey: come for the pizza, stay for the poison ivy;
3) Central Jersey: we've got strip clubs AND strip malls;
4) Central Jersey: we'd love you to visit-- but there's enough fucking traffic so please take the train;
5) Central Jersey: we ain't Pennsylvania.
3 comments:
i would think that donaldson park, replete with gooseshit and gregarious dog walkers, would be a prime airbnb draw. you're gonna make a killing.
donaldson is stepping up: they are just finishing six pickleball courts, with lights, a hundred yards from my house (plus new tennis and basketball courts). it's gonna be sweet.
is this state tax money from all the weed sales?
Middlesex County appears to be the true highlight, as it's named twice in that list.
I wonder if we know anyone who lives there?
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