Now the Weather Breaks? Now?

All summer, I sweated it out on the hot and humid Jersey streets and courts, living my runaway American Dream-- and then-- finally-- when the weather breaks and it's clear and cool and smoke-free and sunny and dry, I've got a giant pus-filled boil and I can't play any sports or go swimming . . . not the end of the world, but very annoying.

3 comments:

zman said...

So, they have doctors who treat these types of situations. They’re called dermatologists. Seeing one will cost you only $5 with tori fancy union health insurance.

Marls said...

They will treat it with leaches.

Professor G. Truck said...

leeches-- i heard. i went to the doctor and got antibiotics!

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