Too Much to Bear



Because of some sort of copyright infringement, my high school had to remove the bear logo from their stadium turf field-- they hadn't paid to use it, so they had the field redone with a new original bear logo but now the bear is gigantic, off center, and far too realistic for a field logo . . . Coach Mckibbin says the bear looks great . . . if you're in a plane flying over the stadium . . . but even from a plane, it still wouldn't look like a logo, it has too many details, several shades of brown, a wide open red gullet-- while I'm not a graphic designer, in my humble opinion, this is a shit show (and who am I kidding . . . I'm not humble and this is not an opinion, it's fact).

14 comments:

zman said...

You didn’t argue bear use in defense?

rob said...

jurisprudence joke!

also, pics or it didn't happen.

Professor G. Truck said...

pic! i hate that rule though-- i saw it yesterday but didn't think to take a pic, but I walked out there just a few minutes ago and snapped this one.

Professor G. Truck said...

and that is a great joke . . . bear use . . . though I hate puns.

rob said...

that logo is...something

Whitney said...

It’s also massive! For more than 20 yards there’s far more bear than green. Ursa Major!

rob said...

28 yards of bear, ear to ear

zman said...

Whose copyright were you infringing?

Whitney said...

Smokey

rob said...

cocaine bear

Anonymous said...

Ditka

zman said...

Animals can't hold a copyright so you should add that to your defenses.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Monkey_selfie_copyright_dispute

Whitney said...

Especially those without opposable thumbs

Professor G. Truck said...

i'm really proud of my photojournalism today

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