Two Things I Learned Late in Life

Here are two things I learned very recently:

1) leftover wings are delicious if you reheat them on the grill;

2) when you're in the shower and you depress one nostril with your index finger and shoot snot out the other nostril, even if you aim for the drain, the snot might end up on your body so if you don't spray yourself thoroughly after you do this, you might get out of the shower with some snot on you.