Softball Drivers

 

There's a big softball tournament in the park by my house and some softball parent from South Jersey passed out at the wheel of her Jeep, barrelled through the wood barrier in the parking lot, and knocked the community garden fence down-- and she was headed straight for my wife's garden!-- luckily, her car stopped and a county employee ran over, turned the car off, and got her out of the vehicle . . . apparently she didn't eat breakfast.

3 comments:

rob said...

so she crashed into the garden because she was hungry, and people stopped her? that's not very kind.

Professor G. Truck said...

you can't eat my wife's lettuce without permission@!

Whitney said...

So she didn’t eat breakfast. She drank it.

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