Tragedy of the Viscid Variety

It's the end of an era, a cataclysmically tragic truncation of the most royal jelly . . . Birnn Chocolate-- our delicious town chocolate factory, a Highland Park institution-- no longer makes raspberry jellies-- the only raspberry jellies worth eating (because the jelly is homemade, firm and not that sweet) and they are discontinued due to lack of demand, and judging by the rather unconcerned reaction of old lady Birnn to my horror and lamentation at the loss of the jellies, I don't think they are coming back any time soon.

3 comments:

Whitney said...

I guess you didn’t eat enough

rob said...

that's a first

Dave said...

i should have eaten more! i regret my healthy choices . . .

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