This Is What I Said to My Wife After She Finished (Loudly) Power-washing the Deck

I don't like heat or noise.

I like cold and quiet.

2 comments:

zman said...

I agree with your position on temperature and sound, but it would be nice to preface those remarks with “Thank you for power washing the deck in this hot weather.”

Dave said...

i did thank her once she shut the thing off, but i couldn't think clearly while it was on. and it wasn't just the deck, she was power-washing chairs and the side of the house and the concrete. i don't know how she can work so long in unbearable conditions. she should have been a coal miner.

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