Remote Schooling Has Failed Us

My sixteen-year-old son took a look at a pair of mini-watermelons on the counter and said:

"Can we eat these little watermelons now? Or are we waiting for them to grow?"

When we started lambasting him for his stupidity, he said: "I was kidding! If they were going to grow, they wouldn't have put them in such tight netting."

2 comments:

Whitney said...

He should listen to Neil Young’s “Love Is a Rose”

Dave said...

that song does accurately explain how plants work

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