The Required Amount at the Prescribed Rate (Handcrafted From the Finest Corinthian Leather)
My Children Do Not Obey The Laws (of Gravity)
Often, when I am sitting in my kitchen, drinking a beer and reading a book, and my children are upstairs, getting ready for bed, I wonder: how can skinny little boys who barely weigh fifty pounds make such tremendous, foundation-shaking THUNKS?
Same thing happens in our house. I'm waiting for the ceiling fans to come crashing down on my head. When you ask, they just say they were getting their pajamas on... Really?
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Same thing happens in our house. I'm waiting for the ceiling fans to come crashing down on my head. When you ask, they just say they were getting their pajamas on... Really?
what's going to happen once they hit 100 pounds?
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