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Christmas Rant #1,032,293
Something to consider when over-consuming during the holiday season, Costco and Trader Joe's pay their employees a living wage, while Wal-Mart does not.
The grammatical constraints of a legitimate sentence make ranting difficult, although Dave often stretches his "sentences" to illegitimate punctuational lengths. But I agree with this lil' rant. Trader Joe's is my shit. They kept my broke ass well-fed when I was living on student loans.
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This is not really a rant. More vitriol please....
i'm mellowing in my old age . . .
perhaps a judiciously applied 'motherfucking' would help.
The grammatical constraints of a legitimate sentence make ranting difficult, although Dave often stretches his "sentences" to illegitimate punctuational lengths. But I agree with this lil' rant. Trader Joe's is my shit. They kept my broke ass well-fed when I was living on student loans.
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