My Children Do Not Obey The Laws (of Gravity)

Often, when I am sitting in my kitchen, drinking a beer and reading a book, and my children are upstairs, getting ready for bed, I wonder: how can skinny little boys who barely weigh fifty pounds make such tremendous, foundation-shaking THUNKS?


Al DePantsdowno said...

Same thing happens in our house. I'm waiting for the ceiling fans to come crashing down on my head. When you ask, they just say they were getting their pajamas on... Really?

Dave said...

what's going to happen once they hit 100 pounds?

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