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Irony Noted

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I was stuck at the crowded intersection of Plainfield Ave and Route 27, by the Tastee Sub and amidst the plethora of bumper stickers on the ...
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Awkward (and Impulsive) Dave Amuses His Students

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Today during first period, while I was showing a movie clip-- so it was dark-- a young lady in a denim jacket entered my room, but just bare...
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Creepy Parking Lot Zombie Humans

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I like to do the "pull through" in the school parking lot so that my car is facing out and I can make a quick escape at the end of...
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Got To Be the Calf Sleeves

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I played indoor soccer for 90 minutes yesterday and then I played pickleball for two hours this evening-- and while I think I looked fairly ...
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A Noteworthy Parking Offense?

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A few weeks ago, I noticed an egregiously parked car in our school note and left a mildly censorious Post-it note on it -- and while this mi...
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Meta-Magical Mystery Tour

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The new episode of We Defy Augury  is (loosely) based on the meta-mystery novel  Magpie Murders  by Anthony Horowitz . . . get ready to deco...
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Schools Out! For the Weekend . . .

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These five-day weeks are brutal, but I just have to remember: summer is coming, summer is coming . . . and while I'm IN school I'm l...

Dave's Head is So Money

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Some folks might find the buzz of the Remington Balder Pro annoying-- but to me, the high-pitched hum of the Five Dual Track heads is the so...
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Ahh Dickens . . .

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I forgot to bring my Kindle to school today-- so I'm not going to be able to delve deeper into the mud and fog of Bleak House  during ca...

Catherine's Foot = Step On It

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My wife went to the orthopedist today so he could assess how she is healing from her foot surgery and her foot has received "the green ...

Upstream, downstream . . . Minnesota 81/Rutgers 70

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What a strange and perverse mental illness-- to look forward all day to a time when you will watch a remote event on television that will pr...

Dave Will Survive

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Another boring evening last night-- I really felt like shit, congested and glassy-eyed and all that fun stuff that happens when you have a c...

Lame Weekend (But It Could Be Worse)

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All systems: clogged and stuffy-- I've got a cold and it sucks-- I worked all week while fighting off this virus-- and my reward is a la...

Too Much Phlegm to Create a Coherent Metaphor

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Teaching with a stuffy nose is like competing in a dance recital with a piece of toilet paper stuck to your ballet slipper.
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Earworm Obsession (Dave Does Some "Work")

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Yesterday, I worked harder than I have ever worked before (and probably after) because I got obsessed with an idea-- today, I will see if it...
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Welcome Home, Stranger

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Every few years I end up reading a book like this one  . . . a book where someone in a family that is scattered geographically dies and the ...

There's No "I" in AI

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  My newest episode of We Defy Augury, "There's No "I" AI: Good Writing, Intentionality, and a Plethora of Other Shit...

Dave Gets It Wrong (Again!)

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For a good portion of last night's game, I thought it would be the first time a kicker received the Super Bowl MVP-- two record-setting ...

In Thirty Years, I Should Run For President?

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Last week, I made a triumphant return to indoor soccer and I was able to play for 50 minutes before I felt a twinge in my calf--but I must c...

I Love a (fictional) Dead Body

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Magpie Murders , a meta-mystery by British author Anthony Horowitz, deconstructs the genre so cunningly that it very well might be the last ...
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