I played indoor soccer for 90 minutes yesterday and then I played pickleball for two hours this evening-- and while I think I looked fairly athletic playing both sports, if you could see the awkward and ugly effort required for me to pry off my shoes, socks, calf-sleeves, and knee sleeve/braces after I finished playing, you'd wonder if I was capable of walking and chewing gum at the same time, let alone actually doing something athletic, graceful, and coordinated.
I figured calf sleeves were tattoos designed to make you look more muscular
ReplyDeleteKeep a Tonka truck in the locker room so you can reenact the most athletic thing anyone ever did before you take off your gear.
ReplyDeleteshit, i always forget i did the most athletic thing any human has ever done! that makes me feel better.
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i'll grant that dave has above-average athleticism, but nothing i've ever seen him do could be described as graceful. powerful? sure. fast. yeah. graceful? not in a million years.
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