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The Required Amount at the Prescribed Rate (Handcrafted From the Finest Corinthian Leather)
Speaking Proper English is Bad For Your Bank Account
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During an episode of the TED Radio Hour called The Money Paradox , I learned about a weird study conducted by Keith Chen ; in his own words...
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Rick Perlstein is Not Ersatz
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I'm trying to get fired up about Governor Christie breaking the law and not paying into my pension fund , but it's an abstract conce...
Are Raccoon Good or Evil?
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I'm having trouble focusing on anything besides the family of raccoon in our attic-- apparently-- according to our raccoon guy-- we have...
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Is Anyone Else Pathetic Like This?
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When I arrive home from school and there are men doing work in or around my house, I feel obligated to look busy-- despite the fact that I h...
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My Oldest Son Defines Fun
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In the Gospel according to Alex, fun is "when you do what you want, and it doesn't help you in life."
My Dog is in the Doghouse (and a Raccoon is in MY House)
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We take good care of our dog, and he has an excellent life: plenty of walks, the occasional backwoods vacation, and lots of love . . . bu...
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You Can Return Yogurt If It Looks Weird
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I opened a large tub of Chobani Greek yogurt and it looked weird-- chunky and striated instead of smooth and glistening-- and though it was ...
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Do NOT Listen to This If You Are a Prisoner of the Illusion
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If you bought your wife a diamond engagement ring, you're probably not going to want to listen to the new Freakonomics podcast "Dia...
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This Book Is Nothing Like a Michael Connelly Novel
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I am slowly making my way through Jim Holt's book Why Does the World Exist? An Existential Detective Story and while in a sense the sub...
Now That's Talent . . .
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My wife is very good at many things: her job, cooking, looking good in sexy boots while shoveling snow, but her two most impressive abiliti...
Holy Mother of Miracles!
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Fanatics of Dave know that miracles abundantly manifest themselves when I am present, but this newest miracle is different, it is in fact m...
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How Did Sheryl Crow Get Motivated to Write "Soak Up the Sun"?
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The weather has been really pleasant around here for the last few days, and it's made my motivation to write sentences and record music ...
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Dearth of These in Central Jersey
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Every time we visit Vermont, we envy all the delicious restaurants-- I don't understand why we don't have a hip Mexican inspired cou...
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Famous Last Words (Dave Does Risk Assessment)
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You're going to want to read the entirety of this rather long-winded sentence, if only because if I die, then you can say "I told y...
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It's Happening Again
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I am rapidly turning my newish (2008) Toyota Sienna minivan into my beloved and but heavily abused 1993 Jeep Cherokee . . . three years ago...
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New Words and Old Rules
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The oldest rule of discourse is this: never discuss religion or politics (this rule is slightly older than the second oldest rule of discour...
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U-10 Soccer Players Say the Darndest Things (to their mothers)
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Not only is my son Ian's travel team (which I coach) playing some wonderful soccer, but they've also got excellent diction and vocab...
Dave Attell, Artie Lange, and The Menzingers! New Brunswick Was Hopping . . .
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Saturday night, on our way to see Dave Attell at The Stress Factory, we passed by The Court Tavern and there was a HUGE line to get in, whic...
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Better Get a Bucket
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I thought I was at the end of my crime-fiction binge , but I was able to fit one more "wafer thin" novel into my gullet without...
Spring Break: Cold Weather and Discounts
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Our Spring Break in Vermont had very little to do with spring; the house we rented near Weston was surrounded by deep snow (deep enough that...
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