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The Answer Is . . . No! Not Even a Little Bit!

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It was really hard to feign excitement when the boys ran into the house and shoved a yogurt container under my nose and said:"Hey Dad, ...

Internuts

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You know how sometimes you go on the internet for one reason (to look up how to marinate octopus before you grill it) but you end up doing s...
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Nothing But Terror

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Yesterday, I finished teaching Henry James' ambiguous ghost story "The Turn of the Screw" and I also finished reading The Loo...
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As a School Teacher, I Am Sad to Admit That This Doesn't Make Me Feel Confident At All

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Airborne . . . created by a school teacher?

Maximum Testosterone

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I agreed to dog-sit two dogs over Memorial Day Weekend -- Norman and Sniffer -- essentially turning our house into a dog park, and though th...
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I Am Not Sure Which Alternative is More Disturbing

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Lawrence Wright's dense and definitive book  The Looming Tower: Al Qaeda and the Road to 9/11 is full of disturbing stuff  (and I'm ...
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I Suppose You Had to Be There

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Though I doubt many of you care, I beat Dan (the Unbeatable Dan) on Thursday night: I shot an 8 in the 9th to beat him by two -- 42 to 40...
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Stryper Never Made It to Saudi Arabia

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One of the most disturbing things I have learned while reading Lawrence Wright's book The Looming Tower: Al-Qaeda and the Road to 9-11  ...
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Dave (Reluctantly) Gives Away Another Great Idea

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This idea is even better than my Second Best Idea Ever  but I should warn you that it is also soccer related; one of the biggest problems wi...
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Silver Screen vs. Silver Book

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I was thoroughly entertained by the dysfunctional crew in David O'Russell's movie Silver Linings Playbook  -- despite the fact th...
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You Can Eat an Orange Like an American or You Can Suck It

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For the most part, my fellow colleagues in the English Department aren't terribly diverse, but we do have a lovely Jamaican woman nam...
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Stern Artistic Advice

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I showed my friend John this charcoal drawing my seven-year-old son Ian made and he said to me: "He's a talented kid . . . wha...
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The Most Racist Show On Earth?

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I attended the Ringling Brothers and Barnum Bailey Circus again last week (the last time I went was almost exactly three years ago) and whil...
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My Son Was Almost Sensitive

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My seven year old son Ian, who generally plays it close to his vest, told me this unsolicited piece of information: "Ben is my closest ...
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Funniest Thing I've Read Since The Big Short

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This article is hysterical.
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Do It! Do It! Redux

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I should probably point out that I am more sympathetic to my son Alex's behavior on the bus  than my wife is, because I succumbed to pee...
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The Platinum Age of Bewilderment

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Wired Magazine explains why television is better than it ever has been  . . . and the Netflix original series House of Cards is certain...

Spooky Serendipity

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I finished Henry James' ambiguously supernatural novel Turn of the Screw Sunday morning and not an hour later, while walking back from o...
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Do It! Do It!

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In class right now, we are studying the ethical implications of some classic psychological experiments . . . Milgram, Asch, and Stanford pri...
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Our Dog Is Male

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Wednesday night, my seven year old son Ian made an observation and then reacted to his observation, all in the same sentence: "We have ...
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