My seven year old son Ian, who generally plays it close to his vest, told me this unsolicited piece of information: "Ben is my closest friend" and I responded, "That's great, he's a good guy and it's nice to have a best friend," but I had assumed too much and gotten it all wrong, and so Ian corrected me: "No Dad, I don't mean he's my best friend, I mean he lives closer to me than any other friend."
According to jack white, a boys best friend is hmiter their and whatever has become his pet.
ReplyDeletehmiter their = his mother.
ReplyDeletei like hmiter better, it sounds like a really scary, technological tool.
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