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The Required Amount at the Prescribed Rate (Handcrafted From the Finest Corinthian Leather)
My Son Alex Is So Skinny! How Skinny Is He?
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Alex is so skinny that he when he wears skinny jeans, he looks like MC Hammer.
Sometimes You Have To Acknowledge What Is
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I was moving towards the register at the Wawa when an absolutely stacked, off the pages of a magazine, Playboy Playmate quality woman -- the...
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iPod Touch Justice
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Last weekend, when my wife was preparing an overnight bag for my children (because they were slated to sleep over my parent's house) she...
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Sensitive Student Saves Teacher's Job
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Last week, I was moved from my classroom for several days because of make-up HSPA testing -- and so when I informed my classes of the change...
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A Cheap Canine Treat (Unless You Consider the Cost of Running the Refrigerator and the Massive Time, Energy, Research and Money Invested in the Development of Refrigeration Technology and the Environmental Impact of Releasing Clorofluorocarbons into the Atmosphere)
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Our dog likes to eat ice cubes.
No Sex or Drugs, and Not Even That Much Rock'n'Roll
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If you're looking for something similar to Hammer of the Gods, then do NOT read David Byrne's new book How Music Works . . . the...
Meta-Debate
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I missed the presidential debate last Wednesday -- The Walking Dead trumps politics . . . and remember, there won't be any politics ...
New Jersey Is Not San Diego
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Every summer, I make grand plans for our back deck; I envision installing a retractable awning, or screening it and adding a roof, or even s...
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PAH!
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As of now, I am still the sole member of PAH! (Parents Against Halloween!) but please take a moment and reflect: are we really going to do t...
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Sometimes You Need To Let Your Head Breathe
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I don't have a problem with wearing a visor, and you shouldn't either.
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Exotic and Spicy Mystery Story
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Last weekend, we got Indian food delivered from Delhi Garden, which is usually very accurate and reliable with to-go orders and delivery . ....
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At Least There's a Name For It
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I was going to look up the weather on the internet -- to prepare for my son's soccer game -- but, as usual, I forgot where I had planned...
Tracy Morgan Is NOT Tracy Jordan (Or Is He?)
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The actual comedy of Tracy Morgan has very little to do with the endearingly bumbling sack of non sequiturs that 30 Rock calls Tracy Jordan...
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Stop Reading This And Go To Bed!
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Here are some of the things I learned while reading David K. Randall's book Dreamland: Adventures in the Strange Science of Sleep . ...
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Sweet Dreams Are Probably Not Made Of This
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Last Wednesday night, when I checked on my children to make sure they were tucked into bed, doing some reading before lights out, I found my...
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That Look . . . You Know, That Look . . .
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I am sure all of you are familiar with the sensation of getting "that look" from someone who passes you by in the hallway at work ...
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The First Rule About Fight Club Is You Do NOT Blog About Fight Club
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Read any article about how to write a successful blog and the first tip will be something like this: STAY ON TOPIC or CHOOSE A UNIQUE TOPIC...
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You Never Know How Big A House Is From The Outside
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After my son Ian surprised me with his ability to read a rather difficult book out loud, he explained, "My head is little, but my brain...
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Horror and Meta-Horror All Wrapped Into One Movie
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The Cabin in the Woods is the horror movie you've seen a million times before, except that it's not . . . so don't be fooled...
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Anticlimactic Clinking
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My wife was in a "I'm-going-to-get-a-lot-of-shit-done" mood over the four day Rosh Hashanah weekend . . . and in the midst of ...
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