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PAH!
As of now, I am still the sole member of PAH! (Parents Against Halloween!) but please take a moment and reflect: are we really going to do this again? the sugar meltdowns? the costumes? the aimless wandering around the neighborhood? the eating of all the extra candy? the diabetic comas? . . . and I'm willing to negotiate with the children . . . I'm willing to offer them firecrackers and BB guns and an go-carts, if they are willing forego this "holiday" . . . I'll even buy them a couple of candy bars-- but let's put our collective feet down -- they're only children and we can stand up to them and give All Hallow's Eve back to the witches and satanists . . . I'll even carve a jack'o'lantern . . . but I just don't want to deal with that giant bowl of processed sugar . . . I can't handle it and neither can they. I'll even give them 100 bucks!
You need to lighten up, Frances.
ReplyDeleteGrab a couple of beers and walk around with a couple of other families as the kids get the treats.
Kramer.
ReplyDeletePAH!!!! to youy, squeaky.
ReplyDeleteAhem . . . Kramer.
ReplyDeleteNo Halloween, Dave?
ReplyDeleteRemember this candy bar? Six months ago you were eating four of those for breakfast and chasing it with a Ring Ding. And two Butterfingers on the train. Sound familiar?
Remember that night I found you at Dinky Donuts? You were all *hopped* up on cinnamon swirls! They wouldn't serve you anymore! You wouldn't even have any teeth if it wasn't for me taking you over to Joe's fruit stand and stuffin' cantaloupe down your throat! So much for gratitude... yeah, yeah, yeah!
so i have never seen that episode of "seinfeld." i had to look it up and watch clips.
ReplyDeleteThat is one of my favorite episodes of all time. The Gloria Vanderbilt collection glasses George gets are awesome.
ReplyDeleteas cool as my "phil rizzuto" glasses with the half tint?
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