The First Rule About Fight Club Is You Do NOT Blog About Fight Club

Read any article about how to write a successful blog and the first tip will be something like this: STAY ON TOPIC or CHOOSE A UNIQUE TOPIC or DECIDE WHAT YOU ARE GOING TO BLOG ABOUT . . . and perhaps that is why Sentence of Dave is not particularly successful, because the Topic is "Dave" and that's not very specific . . . but there are certain areas where Sentence of Dave excels -- according to the Blogger Statistics-- and so here are the most popular searches that lead to this godforsaken corner of the internet: trigonometry, peccary, Chatham Bars Inn, balls, emo, Andrew Strong, giant wasp, and . . . drum roll please . . . elephantitis.



2 comments:

  1. Apparently, Dave likes to memorize songs twice as much as he likes Canada.

    Really lazy sentence today with the rip off of the ghoogles.

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  2. many of my readers are unfamiliar with "the ghooghles" and need an ersatz version.

    new wrinkle in song memorization-- i am so busy with soccer that i am now forgetting songs at a rapid rate . . .

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