Sentence of Dave

The Required Amount at the Prescribed Rate (Handcrafted From the Finest Corinthian Leather)

Redefining the Terms

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According to Paul Krugman, in his book The Conscience of a Liberal , I should define myself as a "conservative"-- because liberals...
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The Avengers Are Not As Super As My Wife

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The Avengers is certainly action-packed, but the heroes are too super for me . . . when the characters are invincible, there's not m...
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The Great Political Paradox

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The great mystery in politics is why anyone poor or lower middle class would vote against their own interests-- against social services and ...
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My Sixth Grade Teacher Was Passive Agressive AF

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I found my sixth grade "yearbook" and this is what my teacher-- who will remain nameless for her own protection-- wrote to me . . ...

Sometimes Technology Doesn't Improve Things

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Art History in Two Pictures I've got a scanner and I am determined to use it . . . sorry . . . maybe it's just a phase th...
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Rimshot

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I had pizza last night, but I'm not going to tell you anything about it . . . it was personal.

Confessions of a Lazy Man

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I've finally gotten my new printer/scanner hooked up (check out my six year old son Ian's abstract art-- he could give Marla Olm...
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A Fun and Easy Way To Spice Up Your Diction

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I learned a technique from a student last week that might be Generation Y's greatest contribution to our culture-- it's not age excl...
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Next Time I Will Hire Someone

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I'll build a bike shed under the deck , I thought, all I need to do is level out the dirt under there . . . just go under the deck and ...
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Old School

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There is no question that the world has changed drastically since I was a kid, but some things never change: last week, my son Alex got i...

My Son Ian Says The Right Thing (But Probably For the Wrong Reasons)

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Last week, my two sons and I were walking on the Asbury Park boardwalk, in search of a video arcade, and my son Alex said, "I would do ...

Exciting Technological Times

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I am excited to announce that we have a new printer/scanner (but I am loath to admit that it is still inside the box it was delivered in . ...
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City of Bohane

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Even though it meets my definition of true science-fiction , I gave up on Irishman Kevin Barry's new novel City of Bohane , but I did li...
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Canine Economic Boost

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Now that we have a dog, our consumption of duct tape has gone way up.
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Don't Monkey With the Monkey

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Sometimes you've got to shock the monkey . . . unless you actually  are a monkey . . . then you are far less likely to shock a fellow...

I Am a Man (and so Is Connell)

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My wife and I went out with our friends in Asbury Park last weekend, and if you haven't been there recently, you are in for a surprise--...
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Children of the Carp

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I was walking the dog last weekend through Donaldson Park, and it was foggy and drizzling slightly, and as we passed the little pond next to...

Diamonds Are a Girl's Worst Nightmare

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My friend Stacy showed up to work last Friday with a big cut on her forehead, and I asked her how this happened and she said she scratched h...
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Tick Streak!

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Business as usual around here, as far as minor miracles -- this time it's a Tick Streak, and while I'm not closing in on Dimaggio...
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Oops . . .

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My wife was fishing for a compliment about her use of proper English-- at my behest, she's been instructing our dog to "lie down...
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