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The Required Amount at the Prescribed Rate (Handcrafted From the Finest Corinthian Leather)
Halloweenies
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Just when I thought my kids were smart-- as they both received glowing academic reviews from their teachers at parent/teacher conferences--...
One Movie: Three Ratings
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I loved watching Steve Coogan's new road movie, The Trip, but it's tough for me to recommend it to anyone other than Steve Coogan ...
Music Cures The Existential Blues
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As I sit here grading papers and listening to Grant Green, I realize that my Jeep's broken car stereo-- which has not worked for severa...
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What Balls May Come?
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Some miracles bite you in the ass-- such as Moses parting the Red Sea or the Bills starting the season at 4 and 2 -- but others require a m...
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Remembering Louie
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Morning darkness, loads of essays, plantar fasciitis , weariness from coaching soccer, and general ennui with the constant routine were get...
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The Case of The Returned Kite
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A reverse-mystery story for your reading pleasure: two Saturdays ago, which was as blustery a day as they come, my kids and I went down to t...
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Dave Gives His Permission For You To Proceed
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There is absolutely nothing wrong with screwing off the shaker top of a canister of rainbow jimmies and chugging a mouthful (or two).
Click-Olympics
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Stacy introduced the English department to an engaging new game Friday afternoon; here's how it works: 1) everyone needs their own com...
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Bossypants
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Tina Fey's book Bossypants is exactly like an episode of 30 Rock . . . fast-paced, full of clever jokes, and over before you know it ...
If A Tree Falls, Marshall Curry Will Get the Shot . . . And Interview Everyone Who Saw It Fall
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Once again, Marshall Curry has documented a fantastic story , covering all the angles in an even-handed and comprehensive manner in under n...
I Am A Hero (Sort Of)
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My neighbor called me the other day because her baby daughter had an engorged deer tick stuck to her head, and she wanted my help in removi...
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Film Buff
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My wife and I were walking up the stairs, to put the kids to bed, when we heard a civilized discussion emanating from the bathroom-- and th...
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I Corrupt My Six Year Old Son
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My son Ian wants in on the Taco Count -- and though I realize this is no way to encourage healthy eating habits, I can't proscribe him ...
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Retraction (Yogi Berra is NOT Dead)
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Yesterday, in a cascade of self-referential meta-madness, I explained that it is very difficult to consciously create an adage in the style...
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Katie vs. Yogi
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I have praised the laconic anti-wit of Yogi Berra , and I even tried to invent my own Yogi Berra-esque adage -- and I learned that it's...
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Patience and Saliva
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I swam at lunch on Monday-- we had a workshop, so no students all day-- and on the way back to school I stopped to pick up lunch, and though...
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Genre Definitions (Back By Popular Demand)
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One of the exciting recurring features here at Sentence of Dave is called: "Dave Defines Science Fiction," and though I'd be ...
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Do You Understand BitCoin?
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I learned about BitCoin in a pathetically analogue way (a hard copy of the October New Yorker 's "Money Issue" ) and though I...
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Mesomorphic
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As I grow older, my figure more and more resembles that of the late Kirby Puckett.
A Harsh Dictum
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When I mentioned that I might start wearing sleeveless t-shirts (because I'm always hot) my wife said that she would not be seen with m...
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