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The Required Amount at the Prescribed Rate (Handcrafted From the Finest Corinthian Leather)
Massage the Kale! Fold in the Cheese!
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Today in Creative Writing class, we were investigating the power of carefully selected adjectives (this episode of We Defy Augury describes...
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The Home Stretch is Uphill
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I'm almost finished grading the third College Writing essay-- but then we have to collect one more and grade it before the end of March ...
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This Episode is More Fun Than It Sounds
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While the title of the new episode of We Defy Augury sounds a bit bleak-- "Looming Existential Dread: Robotic and Real" -- there...
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Post-Birthday-Blues
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Yesterday's birthday-get-together at Jersey Cyclone was very fun-- a perfect way to spend a rainy afternoon: the brewery is located in a...
What Do Theodore Geisel, Dave, and Daniel Craig Have in Common?
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It's here once again, it comes without fail-- for rich and for poor, the next coffin nail . . . for Bryce Dallas Howard, for the Wu'...
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Local Recs to Treat Yo Self
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Yesterday, in honor of my upcoming birthday, I took the day off from teaching the youth and I got a massage at Lucid in Metuchen -- they hav...
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Irony Noted
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I was stuck at the crowded intersection of Plainfield Ave and Route 27, by the Tastee Sub and amidst the plethora of bumper stickers on the ...
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Awkward (and Impulsive) Dave Amuses His Students
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Today during first period, while I was showing a movie clip-- so it was dark-- a young lady in a denim jacket entered my room, but just bare...
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Creepy Parking Lot Zombie Humans
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I like to do the "pull through" in the school parking lot so that my car is facing out and I can make a quick escape at the end of...
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Got To Be the Calf Sleeves
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I played indoor soccer for 90 minutes yesterday and then I played pickleball for two hours this evening-- and while I think I looked fairly ...
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A Noteworthy Parking Offense?
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A few weeks ago, I noticed an egregiously parked car in our school note and left a mildly censorious Post-it note on it -- and while this mi...
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Meta-Magical Mystery Tour
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The new episode of We Defy Augury is (loosely) based on the meta-mystery novel Magpie Murders by Anthony Horowitz . . . get ready to deco...
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Schools Out! For the Weekend . . .
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These five-day weeks are brutal, but I just have to remember: summer is coming, summer is coming . . . and while I'm IN school I'm l...
Dave's Head is So Money
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Some folks might find the buzz of the Remington Balder Pro annoying-- but to me, the high-pitched hum of the Five Dual Track heads is the so...
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Ahh Dickens . . .
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I forgot to bring my Kindle to school today-- so I'm not going to be able to delve deeper into the mud and fog of Bleak House during ca...
Catherine's Foot = Step On It
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My wife went to the orthopedist today so he could assess how she is healing from her foot surgery and her foot has received "the green ...
Upstream, downstream . . . Minnesota 81/Rutgers 70
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What a strange and perverse mental illness-- to look forward all day to a time when you will watch a remote event on television that will pr...
Dave Will Survive
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Another boring evening last night-- I really felt like shit, congested and glassy-eyed and all that fun stuff that happens when you have a c...
Lame Weekend (But It Could Be Worse)
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All systems: clogged and stuffy-- I've got a cold and it sucks-- I worked all week while fighting off this virus-- and my reward is a la...
Too Much Phlegm to Create a Coherent Metaphor
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Teaching with a stuffy nose is like competing in a dance recital with a piece of toilet paper stuck to your ballet slipper.
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