Dave Comes Up with Some "A" Material ("A" Stands for Antenna)

Yesterday, I remembered that when I touch the metal prong of my 1/8-inch mini jack that I plug into my laptop to connect to my Edifier desktop speakers, I get a pleasing static hum—this is called the "antenna effect," and it is the result of invisible 50 Hz or 60 Hz electrical noise radiating from the surrounding lights and power cords—and so I said to the students (and I can't believe I hadn't thought of this joke earlier in my career) that when I plug the mini-jack into my ear, you can hear my thoughts through the speakers . . . you can actually hear what's going on in my brain-- and then I placed the mini-jack into my ear but I also simulataneously touched the metal prong, and the students heard the pleasing static hum, and I said, "Yup . . . that's what's going on in there," and they laughed.

5 comments:

rob said...

really a shame that one's only gonna be experienced by one year of students.

Dave G. Truck said...

yeah, killer prop comedy, carrot top would be proud

zman said...

Maybe Dave will come back like Jordan just to take a few victory laps with his greatest comedic bits.

Whitney said...

I don't think I get what the static hum sounds like

Dave G. Truck said...

think channel 69

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