Happy Father's Day! Half Day?

Happy Father's Day to all the fathers out there . . . but honestly, considering how easy it is to become a dad-- I won't get into the details of THAT-- but there's no pushing a ten-pound baby out of your womb, no breastfeeding, no perimenopause, no pelvic floor weakness, no postpartum depression, no hemorrhoids, no cesarean section, and no bowel issues-- so maybe dads shouldn't get an entire day, maybe just a half-day?