That Would Be in the Ass, Jalen


You may remember The Newlywed Game moment when Bob Eubanks asked this question: "Where is the strangest place you've ever made whoopee?" and a woman answered, "That would be in the butt, Bob" but that's not how it went down-- the truth is much more succinct, she said, "in the ass" and the moment never aired (but was featured on a clip show) and, tangentially related to this topic-- I'm trying to be an Eagles fan this season but I really hate the term "tush push"-- it kind of grosses me out-- and I'm also not a big fan of puns, so while "brotherly shove" was funny once, I've had it with phrase as well-- I think the announcers need to have some standards and consistency and call this play an "assisted sneak" . . . or perhaps "The Jalen Hurts," because when those guys are shoving you in the ass, it's got to hurt.

1 comment:

Whitney said...

How about the Phil McCracken?

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