Whew . . .

When I got in my car yesterday after school, I thought I saw a giant spider on the driver-side floor mat, so I stomped it to death-- pretty scary-- but upon closer inspection, it was just a big wasp-- so I was very relieved.

3 comments:

Whitney said...

Maybe it was a big wiener, meaning you

Professor G. Truck said...

how can you stomp yourself?

zman said...

Stomp on your own wiener?

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